Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Alone Time

I saw this article posted on line written by Mindy Kalling from the show 'The Office'... I made a few literary edits, but it's pretty much true!

Pro: Silence when you want it
Con: Silence always. Alone with ... those voices in your head?

Pro: Proudly hung all the pictures by yourself
Con: They're all crooked

Pro: No roommate to steal your clothes
Con: No roommate to steal clothes from

Pro: No one else's crusty, caked-on dishes piling up in the sink
Con: Good God, are all those dishes yours?

Pro: Sleep in! You're never woken up at 6 a.m. by someone else's alarm
Con: D'oh! No one to split the electric bill with

Pro: Programs you TiVo'd don't get deleted
Con: No one to congratulate you on getting that last Wheel of Fortune puzzle correct

Pro: No more pulling your lazy roommate's bottles out of the trash to put in the recycling bin
Con: All those wine bottles are yours

Pro: No pulling your roommate's clothes out of the washer and dryer
Con: No one pulling YOUR clothes out of the washer and dryer and folding them for you

Pro: No one eating all but the last bite of the ice cream
Con: Did you eat all that ice cream?

1 comment:

Jimmy said...

Pros: When listening to music, no one to make fun of your dancing.

Cons: No one to dance with.