You totally have to be kidding me.

Tonight I went to dinner with a good friend, a great way to end the weekend, and I come home to find what?  Find that my downstairs neighbor is not the one moving!  The people below her on the first floor are the ones moving to the vacant apartment in the building!!  I can't believe it.  I can't believe that the manager would be so mistaken enough to tell me that the psycho person who has been chucking shoes at my ceiling each morning is moving instead of these other people.  AAAAARRRGH!

Now I need to watch Twilight to feel better.

What are we in? Kindergarten?

My crazy downstairs neighbor has been at it again. Every morning as I am getting ready for work, she follows me around in her apartment below and bangs on the ceiling like a crazy lunatic. As if her thumping my floor was going to make me start levitating or something. Seriously.

Anyway, I called the apartment manager (who is 100% on my side) and let him know what was going on. He had good news and he had bad news.

First, the good news: SHE'S MOVING!!!

And, the bad news: She's moving next door.

She's not moving *exactly* next door as in we would share a wall. She's moving laterally in the respect that I would now be able to look down into her balcony from mine. Regardless, she is moving tomorrow, so come to my place for a raucous dance party tonight! I don't want her to regret moving out!

Neighbors-Again!

I just wanted to give a quick update on my neighbor issue.  As many of you know, I'm on vacation in Ohio right now.  The night I was packing for my trip, I received yet another voice message from the leasing office stating that my downstairs neighbor had made yet another complaint about noise.  This made me very angry, as I hadn't even been home except to sleep in the THREE days since the last complaint came in!  So, I began to write a letter.  I needed to channel my anger and I didn't think that dropping flaming cow patties onto their patio would be the smartest move.  Plus, I was out of cow patties.  The letter was to our leasing manager, Isaac, requesting that this be investigated.

Isaac gave me a call today after he spoke with the complainer.  He said that she was complaining this week because one night between the hours of 2 and 6am, I was walking around and flushed the toilet.  SERIOUSLY?   Is this person for real?  He said that he basically stated that she either needed to deal with it or move to a top-floor unit.  I feel better knowing that this woman is retarded and it's not me.

Party at my place this weekend!!c

I hate my new neighbor...

So last night I was sleeping. As you do. Except last night I was awoken by some maniac pounding on the door of my new downstairs neighbor. No, it wasn't pounding, it was kicking, banging, assaulting. And it was 2:30am. The banging reminded me of when we would have prank fire alarms in the dorm at college and the floor fire marshalls would bang on everyone's door to get you up. For some reason the piercing fire alarm wouldn't wake me up, but the door banging would--usually when they were banging on my neighbor's door just before they got to our door. So, needless to say, I first thought I was back at TJ and this was just a prank. Ten seconds later I freaked when I realized where I was. This maniac guy was yelling while he was banging, so I'm sure he woke up the entire building. He was saying stuff like "I know you're in there so open up the door---just because the lights aren't on doesn't mean you aren't there" etc. Fabulous. It continued on for a good 7-8 minutes. After the banging stopped I looked out the window and someone was down in the yard shining a flashlight up at the building. I couldn't see who it was, but I seriously hope it was the police!